Another One Bites The Dust...
I got this in the mail yesterday... a big pink envelope with a picture of 2 wedding rings bound together. Oh fuck! A wedding invitation! And who's it from? My ex-room mate back in the states. Holy fuck! Yes... that slut of a 2 cent trailer trash fat lard of a country bumpkin uncouth whore that I blogged about a few weeks back.
Fuck-fuckety-fuck! What the hell is she sending me a wedding invite for? I've not been keeping in touch with her successfully for the past 4 years, intentionally of course... mwuahahhaaaa! Awww... now look at her... getting married and all... bwuahahahaaa.... another one bites the dust! MWUAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Personally, I don't believe in marriage. To me it's just a piece of paper. You wanna have kids, then fine... go get married. I hate kids, and so does my boyfriend. Kids are just a waste of time, and more importantly, money! They're useless investments! A life-long obligation! Bah! Every time I see or hear a kid screaming and wailing, I just feel like bashing the kid's head on the concrete floor till it smashes! Fucking kids! Or twist their limbs till they crack and brake! Mwuahahahahaaaa!!!! Yes... I am that evil....
I wanna live my life for my own and I only wanna love 1 person, and that is my honey. Kids and family will just rob me of my freedom. Yes, I'm selfish that way... bite me! I don't like the idea of taking care of other people except for myself and my boo. And I don't like the idea of taking care of my parents when they're old and incapable of taking care of themselves. So far so good but when that time comes I'll just have to stick them in a home and disappear. Call me ungrateful, yea... I'm so ok with that.
Why get married? I still have so much to live for! I enjoy my freedom as an unmarried. Life is a big party for me, and I intend to party till I'm either dead or just too immobilized to shake it.
2 of my female cousins my age got married a couple of years ago. They both just gave birth. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Another female cousin in her mid-30s got married early last year, her 2nd marriage, and now has a 6 month old baby. Before her wedding, her brother in his late 30s got married to a girl my age! MWUAHAHAHA....a real cradle snatcher! And every time I look at them or hear of them, I just shake my head to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust... ah!
Rebel Devilette signing off for now saying.... PARTY HARD! PARTY NOW! PARTY ON! WOO HOO!!!!
Fuck-fuckety-fuck! What the hell is she sending me a wedding invite for? I've not been keeping in touch with her successfully for the past 4 years, intentionally of course... mwuahahhaaaa! Awww... now look at her... getting married and all... bwuahahahaaa.... another one bites the dust! MWUAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Personally, I don't believe in marriage. To me it's just a piece of paper. You wanna have kids, then fine... go get married. I hate kids, and so does my boyfriend. Kids are just a waste of time, and more importantly, money! They're useless investments! A life-long obligation! Bah! Every time I see or hear a kid screaming and wailing, I just feel like bashing the kid's head on the concrete floor till it smashes! Fucking kids! Or twist their limbs till they crack and brake! Mwuahahahahaaaa!!!! Yes... I am that evil....
I wanna live my life for my own and I only wanna love 1 person, and that is my honey. Kids and family will just rob me of my freedom. Yes, I'm selfish that way... bite me! I don't like the idea of taking care of other people except for myself and my boo. And I don't like the idea of taking care of my parents when they're old and incapable of taking care of themselves. So far so good but when that time comes I'll just have to stick them in a home and disappear. Call me ungrateful, yea... I'm so ok with that.
Why get married? I still have so much to live for! I enjoy my freedom as an unmarried. Life is a big party for me, and I intend to party till I'm either dead or just too immobilized to shake it.
2 of my female cousins my age got married a couple of years ago. They both just gave birth. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Another female cousin in her mid-30s got married early last year, her 2nd marriage, and now has a 6 month old baby. Before her wedding, her brother in his late 30s got married to a girl my age! MWUAHAHAHA....a real cradle snatcher! And every time I look at them or hear of them, I just shake my head to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust... ah!
Rebel Devilette signing off for now saying.... PARTY HARD! PARTY NOW! PARTY ON! WOO HOO!!!!
posted by Rebel Devilette at 11:48 AM
1 Comments:
first a wedding invitation.
then she's gonna send u details of her not-very-first night.
then she's going to come over and accidentally leave her kids at ur place.
then ur going to be on the front page of the local newspaper.
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