Friday, May 27, 2005

Nothing but Bitches, Heffas & Skanks!

OK... so I'm sitting here at my desk sipping some Coke... and I thought to myself, "Damn! Wish I had some Jack Daniels to go with this!"... mwuahahahaha... is it that wrong to be a little intoxicated while at work? Hhhmmm,.,,???

So back to the topic... WOMEN! Yes women. As some of you might know, I don't have that many female friends. Hhmm.... come to think of it, uummm.... hhmm... I don't have any female friends. Just female acquaintances. The reason is this: to me, women in general are very petty, bitchy, narcissistic, boastful and mainly just can't shut the fuck up!

Why do women talk a whole damn lot? Why can't they just shut up??? Why, oh Lord, why???

And women can cause a whole lotta hell...

There's this female acquaintance of mine who's very "gatal" (is horny the best word to translate this?) Some time ago she was flirting with this guy (me, her, this guy and a few others have a dance group thing going on). One night the guy spent the night at her place, on the couch. Nothing happened between them, or so she said. The next morning her boyfriend came over her place and caught the guy taking a shower. There wasn't a real big fight... her boyfriend acted real gentlemanly... he didn't even raised his voice to the guy, and the guy was really ashamed for what he did (although he really didn't do anything)....

After that incident, the guy started to avoid her. And she got upset because of this. And the dynamic of the group changed. All because of one stupid bitch! I know all this because, yeah you guessed it, she told me... over and over and over again.... till my ears were about to bleed. Frankly speaking, in my opinion it's all her fault. I was siding with that guy, he's really a cool dude.

Then she destroyed the group. While we were having our group meeting, she told a couple of guys that the gym management, consultants, trainers & some members complained to her that those 2 guys are annoying and show-offy and plain noisy... she told them this right in front of all of us. I sensed some foul play. Later she confessed to me that she lied to everyone. It wasn't the management, consultants, trainers nor members that complained. It was actually her own opinion. But she used them as scapegoats... and she was laughing as she boasted how cleverly she disguised her opinion as other people's. I can't believe this bitch!

She too was very bossy... she wanted to control the group. Because of her, the group fell apart. Everyone hated her... myself included.

Then recently she caused some trouble with a guy friend of mine with her gatal-ness. It's a simple case of he-said-she-said but I, without a doubt, believe my guy friend more and am on his side. I know how this heffa is by now. She's been trying to call me... I know she's gonna want to talk to me about this. I'm just not interested to hear her bitch and whine about this. So I ignored her... until yesterday...

She caught up with me after class. Fuck! I can't escape! And there she was... yak yak yak... bitch bitch bitch... whine whine whine.... She was actually trying to justify her actions to me! She was telling me her side of the story! Like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Bitch I'm not interested in hearing it! That's between you and him. I threw her all sorts of signals... I kept looking at my cell, I raised my eyebrows, I stared blankly passed her, my mouth was gaping wide open, my head was tilted as if I can no longer support it, I hung my head down with my fingers pinching the bridge of my nose and shaking my head.... THE SKANK WAS INCREDIBLY THAT DAFT! She kept going on and on... and on and on and on.... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

When I couldn't take it no more, I just got up... told her I gotta go... and just left her there. Yeearrrggghhh!!! Fucking annoying bitch!!! Can't stand her! This is like A9 all over again... (I'll write about A9 in my next post). I don't need these kinda heffas... they all can just go fuck and die... BITCHES!!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Ms. J said...

Whoa babe, take it easy! Next time she comes around, pick up your cell fone (pretend it vibed) and talk...Act like you just got a call.

1:12 AM  

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