Gym Freak
Good God y'all... six months ago before I started gym I was literally a beached whale. I was more huge than I am now, even though some people say I'm still a fat ass right now... aarrrhhh.... they can all go fuck & die!!! I'm happy the way I am and that's all that matters... I ain't gonna be like those skinny, scrawny, twiggy aeneroxics... oooo... they make me so pissed off sometimes... makes me wanna throw some fat at them!
Speaking of which... have you ever wondered why models on the catwalk always look so angry? They got their faces looking like they got "attitude". You know why? I'ma tell you why... that's cause them scrawny lil asses are HUNGRY, that's why! Trying to maintain their stick-like size ones.... Wanna play a cruel trick on em? Next time you're at a fashion show, try to get close to the catwalk. When them aeneroxics come a-walking down the catwalk, throw a cookie crumb on the catwalk! They'll pick it up and eat it for sure.... cause them asses are HUNGRY!!! MWUAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Shoot... I digress.... coming back.... Yeah. Six months ago I was all spending my time watching TV, lying down, getting up only to eat or ease myself. When I whine to my boyfriend bout how fat I am he suggested I try exercising. To which I replied, "What? I hate exercising! I'm not gonna join a gym! I hate that!".... well... look at me now... I'm a gym freak!!!
I do free weights, I take classes, I do cardio & abs when I can.... I hit the gym 5-6 times a week. Spend about a couple of hours each visit, and sometimes I spend like 4 hours there!!! Jesus Christ!!! What a transformation! I can fit into my clothes that I got tucked away for 3 years! Oooooo-wweeeee!!!!
I'm proud of myself... and I owe thanks to my hunk-of-burning-love boyfriend who taught me free weights and plans my free weights training schedule; and to my gym buddy Monkey Rock who drags my sorry ass to the gym even though I didn't feel like going at times; and to all those people who said that I was a fat ass.... I'ma pound your puny lil heads with a 20-pounder!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of which... have you ever wondered why models on the catwalk always look so angry? They got their faces looking like they got "attitude". You know why? I'ma tell you why... that's cause them scrawny lil asses are HUNGRY, that's why! Trying to maintain their stick-like size ones.... Wanna play a cruel trick on em? Next time you're at a fashion show, try to get close to the catwalk. When them aeneroxics come a-walking down the catwalk, throw a cookie crumb on the catwalk! They'll pick it up and eat it for sure.... cause them asses are HUNGRY!!! MWUAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Shoot... I digress.... coming back.... Yeah. Six months ago I was all spending my time watching TV, lying down, getting up only to eat or ease myself. When I whine to my boyfriend bout how fat I am he suggested I try exercising. To which I replied, "What? I hate exercising! I'm not gonna join a gym! I hate that!".... well... look at me now... I'm a gym freak!!!
I do free weights, I take classes, I do cardio & abs when I can.... I hit the gym 5-6 times a week. Spend about a couple of hours each visit, and sometimes I spend like 4 hours there!!! Jesus Christ!!! What a transformation! I can fit into my clothes that I got tucked away for 3 years! Oooooo-wweeeee!!!!
I'm proud of myself... and I owe thanks to my hunk-of-burning-love boyfriend who taught me free weights and plans my free weights training schedule; and to my gym buddy Monkey Rock who drags my sorry ass to the gym even though I didn't feel like going at times; and to all those people who said that I was a fat ass.... I'ma pound your puny lil heads with a 20-pounder!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Rebel Devilette at 11:13 AM
1 Comments:
No no no! Thank You!
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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