Me, me, me! I, I, I!

I recently notice that people just love talking bout themselves n I'm pretty sure I'm not excluded from this. I'm sad... I'm happy... I did this... I can do that... my life sux... my bf doesn't treat me rite... I like this... I'm a model... I'm so pretty... my tits r 2 small... my ass is too huge.... I'm God's gift to men... I'm God's gift to women... bla bla bla bla....

I've observed that, more often than not, women r like that. Last week I went out with 2 of my new female friends, sumthin I hardly ever do. In d car, at d restaurant, while walking... all they did was talk bout themselves. Bout how they're good at this n that... how they like this... wut they love to do... n so I try to join in d conversation. Unfortunately for me, I only manage to utter bout 5 measely words... before I got cut off by one of 'em telling their story, again...

I find it best for me to just keep quiet n listen, or at least pretend to listen.... mwuahahaha! But I'm telling u, my head n neck all hurting from all that nodding I did showing 'em I was listening.... :P