WHO DO U THINK U R??!??!

On my way 2 work this morning I encountered at least 2 very rude insolent drivers! One was a chinky jinjang jane who just cut in front of us from d lane beside us without no signalling wut so ever! AARRGGHHH!!! I just felt like bitch slapping d bitch back to mainland China! Damn chinks! Now u know y I'm racist towards dem mufuckin chinky pig-eating, foul-smelling, ching-chong chinese! Look at their attitude n manerisms... so fucked up!!!

Dear Lord... hear this prayer from one of ur puny subjects. Please... I ask of u... wud it be 2 much 2 ask for anotha ethnic-cleansing natural disaster??? This time please hit dat chinky country in Asia we call China. And dat puny lil country dat doesn't even deserve to be called a country in d 1st place, Singapore. And also, d majority of dem chinks in Malaysia especially in d KL n Selangor areas. Aww hell! While u're at it my Lord, wipe Taiwan, Korea n Japan 2 please. I'm not asking for much wut. I'm just saying there r 2 many of dem damn chinks around. I'll be greatly indebted to u my Lord, if u cud just destroy at least 1/2 of dem chinks... amen...

Shoot! I digress! Ok... back on track... insolent drivers! OK... 2nd driver is ur classic ooo-I-can't-afford-to-wait-in-q-for-fearing-dat-my-genitals-r-gonna-rot-so-dat's-y-i-just-cut-d-q drivers! U know who these ppl r... there's even a special ad goin on in TVs now bout these kinda drivers. Well... to d driver of a silver Waja wit registration plates WKN 3931 dat pissed me n my mom off, n possibly otha drivers, at d intersection in Tropicana at d tunnel just outside of the Tropicana Resort gates.... I KNOW U WORK IN THIS BUILDING N NOW I ALREADY KNOW UR CAR... BAD THINGS R GONNA COME UR WAY!!!

Hhhmm..... maybe I shud arm myself wit a digital camera when I commute to work. I'll take pics of d cars n their registration plates of those who piss me off! Then I'ma gonna create a new blog... dedicated to all these damn drivers... n post their pics there... HAH!!!!

Ding Dong D Bitch is Gone!!!

Mornin all u puny putrid blogsville citizen slugs... mwuahaha!!! It's been a great start to d day so far... got up early n had b'fast wit my hunk of a man b4 heading to work... finished my work for d week n now i can resume my SLACKING!!! MWUAHAHHAA!!!!!

So, 2day's headlines... Canny's murderer has been sentenced to death by hanging. Damn... d injustice!!! I mean, all d dude did was kill d bitch. N he was hired to.. it's not like he wanted to kill her. Anyway, d bitch had it coming. Oh yes, she was asking for it (to die) alrite! D media is trying so hard to portray an angel image of her... but we all know dat she's a big time bi-yatch slut of a 2-cent-whore! SHE DESERVES TO DIE DAT MUFUCKING HEFFA BITCH! To me, her "killer" did us all a favor by ridding d world of her. There's 1 less bitch 2 worry bout in d world... mwuahahahaaaa!!!!

d bitch... d bitch... d bitch deserves to die!!!
ding dong d bitch is gone!!! YEAH!!!!

i dun call myself devilette for nuthin....

Can't U C I'm Slacking Off Ere???

Argh!!! They actually giving me work 2 do this week! Can't slack off!!! NNNOOOO!!!!!! Wut's worse is dat I can't even use my PC for work... gotta go shift places n use anotha PC... where they can keep an eye on me. Well, rite now i've just finished wut needs to b done 2day... so i get to slack off for 45 mins b4 i get to ciao my ass outta ere n hit d gym... THANK GOD!!!! IN YOFACE BOSSES N TEAM LEADERS!!! I STILL GET TO SLACK OFF!! MWUAHAHAA!!!!!

ok.. time to ciao... got otha slacking activities to do besides blogging....

When Egos Collide

My man has a big ego. So do I. D thing is, I've been told dat mine is worse than his. So when we get into fights, neither of us refuse to budge. Neither wants to make d 1st move. So wut happens?....

At these times I'm thankful for gym. Get pumped, get high, get all dat endorphines back in my system.

Yes.. I'ma gonna pump some iron! Today is shoulders day. Smith machine press, dumbell press, lateral raise, front raises, shrugs! I feel betta already just thinking bout pumping iron! Woo hoo!!!

Ouuwwww!!! My knees hurt like a muthafucka!!
But will I stop? HELL NO!!! I'M NOT DEAD!!! Nuthin's gonna bring me down!!! Nuthin's gonna stop me!!! AARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Just Lose It!

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!! I fucking hate this!!!! I thought I told myself that I'd never let myself feel like this ever again! Never again! Never!!!

I Hurt! :(

Woke up late yesterday morning with aches & pains all over. Had a hard time getting outta bed. Since I got up late anyways, I thought I might as well take 1/2 d day off & sleep in. My abs, especially, hurt like a muthafucka! All thanx to "my gal" for making us do all dem situps & pushups during our group dance rehearsal Sunday night.

It was hard getting back into work mode after bout a whole week off. N I couldn't sleep on Sunday nite, guess my mind was still in yay!-holiday!-i-can-stay-up-late mode. On top of dat I had dat whole dance routine & music in my head. Tried to sleep at 11:30pm, but can't... so I watched a lil TV. Still can't sleep! Tried switching off dem lights, close my eyes n tried a yoga technic I learnt... it didn't work! Got up n watch sum porn n then tried to sleep... still can't sleep! Got up n read a lil n then tried sleeping again... after bout 1/2hr of tossing n turning, I finally managed to sleep... last time I looked at d clock it was 3am! On top of that, a muthafucking mosquito had to bite me on d tip of my fingher! Of all places!!! Argh!!!

Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh.... aaaaaaa!!! Can't get dat song outta my head!!! Hehehe....

OK... so Valentine's Day was on Monday. Nuthin special happened. For d 1st time, Valentine's Day was a no biggie for me. Spent it at d gym with my gym buddy blasting & torturing our backs & triceps, n then drenched my clothes with sweat at dance class where I got to c "my gal's" butt jiggled! Hehehe... not a bad way to spend Valentine's. Anyway, after gym my man picked me up & we spent Valentine's at Coffee Bean.... sighhh.... looks like it wasn't a biggie to him too..... :

Supa Slacka (Super Slacker)!!!

My anthem... sung to Jamiroquai's Supersonic...


Supa Slacka (x26)

At her desk, where she hides,
There's a superslacker vibe,
You can tell she's not bothered,
She's a worker like no other,
She's a Supa Slacka...
I think she's a Supa Slacka...
Supa Slacka

Yakity Yak... Don't Talk Back...

It's annoying at times... I'm sure most of u have these kinda people at your workplace... those ladies who just can't seem to part away from d office phone. They be talking loudly... laughing... just talk talk talk talk talking away... At my work place ere, d phones can only be used to call local numbers. A special code (supposedly only the receptionist knows, but almost everyone else does as well) is needed for calling cell phone numbers n out station numbers... U can tell how often these ladies call out... coz they know d code by hard! Like whoah!!!

Oh! And anotha thing... wut is d deal wit those cell phone ringing tones??? U know.. d ones dat play damn bloody annoying high-pitched mono-beeping music of god-forsaken tunes!!! Wut? U want people to listen to ur lame-ass ringing tone? U want people to know dat dat's ur idiotic handphone dat's blasting dat fucking annoying tune? U're in d office damnnit!! Put it on silent mode! No one wants to hear it!!!! Know d difference between a cell phone n a headphone... http://www.pointsincase.com/mixed_drink_stirrers.htm