When Egos Collide

My man has a big ego. So do I. D thing is, I've been told dat mine is worse than his. So when we get into fights, neither of us refuse to budge. Neither wants to make d 1st move. So wut happens?....

At these times I'm thankful for gym. Get pumped, get high, get all dat endorphines back in my system.

Yes.. I'ma gonna pump some iron! Today is shoulders day. Smith machine press, dumbell press, lateral raise, front raises, shrugs! I feel betta already just thinking bout pumping iron! Woo hoo!!!

Ouuwwww!!! My knees hurt like a muthafucka!!
But will I stop? HELL NO!!! I'M NOT DEAD!!! Nuthin's gonna bring me down!!! Nuthin's gonna stop me!!! AARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!