Small Talk & Ciggies...
all u smokers n x-smokers out there... u guys can relate to this...
I was just downstairs goin for a smoke. I saw no-one there. So I thot, ok, cool... it's just me ere. Just when I was bout to light up n just beginning to njoy my solitude, I heard footsteps headin my way. Turned out to be a colleague of mine, who under any otha circumstances, never spoke to me... let alone say hi when we cross paths...
N I thot... ah shiat! Now I gotta go make small talk wit this dude. I hate small talk, but i hate uncomfy silences more. At 1st I waited for him 2 start... but d silence was 2 much for me.. so as usual, i'd have 2 initiate d whole process...
[95% of ciggy 2 go]Hey... how u doin? Hey... fine. Umm... so, u goin anywhere for new yr's eve? Oh.. didn't u hear d PM's message? Yea i did, but dat's just gov't do's rite? Clubs still on rite? Heheheheeee. Hope so, I'm goin to d BB area. Where u goin?[75% 2 go] Gonna hit Zouk's. Cool... have u been there b4? No... have u? No... it's gonna b packed. Yea... i can imagine. Let's hope wit all d countdown cancellations, there won't b 2 many ppl heading to KL. Yeah! I sure hope so.
(uh oh... 15sec silence n only 1/2 done... aaaaa!!!) Ooo... we got dat kickoff meeting on tuesday. Yea la... damn early! 8 o'clock! [damn.. u remind me of my fren i freaked]Yeah la... damn, have to get up early. N dem schoolkids start school 2 next week. Eh yeah la... subang dat side when no school kids oso dah jam teruk. Yea man... can u imagine.. yeeesh! Eh, u know we gonna move rite? [20% more]Hhmm.. I heard rumors, i heard it's round there 2 rite? Yea.. actually we got 2. It's between subang n mutiara d'sara. Whoah... let's just hope it's mutiara d'sara. Subang too far la. Yea la... where do u stay? [1 more puff]Tmn tun... u? Kepong. [yay! i'm done]Ok.. i make a move 1st.. ciao. Ok... c u.
daaammnnn... time b draggin when u tryin to make small talk... ain't it?
FYI: Asia Quake & Tsunami Relief Fund
for those who wanna help out... check this out...
1. The Star/Maybank joint fund
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d account number for The Star/Maybank Tsunami Relief Fund is No. 114013169092. This account will b opened from Dec. 29 '04 - Jan. 31 '05. Or u can check out www.maybank2u.com for more info.
2. The Star Earthquake/Tsunami Relief Fund in association wit d M'sian Red Crescent Society (MRCS) & Mercy M'sia
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checks can be sent to their HQ at Menara Star, 15 Jalan 16/11, Section 16, 46350 Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
or their Penang office at The Star Northern Hub in Penang at 202 Jalan Sultan Azlan Shah, 11900 Bayan Lepas, Penang
if u wanna donate to MRCS, make ur check out to Malaysian Red Crescent Society n mark "Tidal Waves Victims" at d back of d check.
if u wanna donate to Mercy M'sia, make ur check out to Mercy Humanitarian Fund n write "South-East Asia Earthquake Appeal" on d back of d check.
Yes... we all heard bout d quake/tsunami catastrophe dat hit SEA during d weekend. Yes... those poor unfortunate ppl need all d help they can get. Yes... kudos to those who donated to d relief fund. But... every so often u get these big guns... d Dato's n d Tan Sris... donating huge sums, like anywhere from d 5, 6, 7 figures... n they have pics of em, having this big presentation of big-ass checks wit their names n d amount (like RM1,000,000 from Dato' so-n-so)...
While their contributions r greatly needed n appreciated... Y D HELL DO THEY NEED TO SEEK FREAKING PUBLICITY FOR IT?!?!
OOOO... LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M A BIG TAN SRI/DATO'! I DONATED RM1,000,000! I GOT SO MUCH MONEY! I CAN DONATE MORE THAN U CAN! QUICK...! TAKE A PIC OF ME HANDING OUT THIS BIG-ASS CHECK OF RM1,000,000! HEY! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!
Aarrgghh!!!! Y dun u just take dat bigass check n choke on it u mofucka! Betta yet... shove it up where d sun dun shine! Shove it up... waaaayyyyy up! HAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Having said all dat, I really commend those who donate humbly (d act, not d amount)... not in d name of publicity, but in d name of compassion, humanity n generosity. Sum of em even remained anonymous!
How can u tell if...
My fren (guy) was just over ere n just asked me this question....
Fren: Eh... how can u tell if a girl's a lezbo?
RD: U take a good look at her mouth.
Fren: Mouth?
RD: Dat's rite... mouth.
Fren: Why?
RD: Coz if u c her mouth on sum otha heffa's coochie... then she's prolly a lezbo....
*ta-dum-dum-dush!* (drums at end of joke...)
hahaha.... 2 much of dem BET ComicView....
Ethnic cleansing...
Breaking News! Tragedy! Disaster! The earthquake cum tsunami catastrophe dat hit SEA on Sunday is all over d news. Sad ain't it? All those poor pathetic souls... forever lost... *sob* *sniff*. God must b real pissed off this time. Biggest quake in d last 4 decades! Daaaammnnn!!! U think he got up n just said, "Hey! I think there's 2 many of them Indians, Indons, Thais & M'sians... 1 ethnic cleansing comin rite up..." Then... BOOM! A 9.0 earthquake! WHOOSH! A big ass tsunami! Daaaammmnnnn..... wiped em all out!
Sum ppl were very "fortunate" to xperience d tremors... when will I get to witness them happenings? Ooo... b careful of wut u wish for Rebel....
Hhhmm... was it true dat sum apartments in Kota D'sara were affected by d quake? Saw sum pics of big ass cracks in them walls over there. For all u know, them cracks been there b4... hehehahah...
Hhmm... cracks... crackers... i'm hungry.... :
Merry Fucking Christmas
I heard there is no Christmas, in the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus, They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad, And not in our Holiday..
And so every December, I go to the Middle East and say..
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran' and hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's Birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim Ass And fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story, They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December, I'll go to india and shout..
Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass, And fucking celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan, and walk around and say..
Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you. Thank you, Mr Hat..
Wut's in Rebel's Mind Rite Now...
Can't find anythin to write bout... all I have r these random thots goin thru my mind...
1. ughh.. this soy wit honey dew juice drink they gave out at d gym needs sum getting use to... they keep giving em out everytime i hit d gym... soon i'll have a whole fridge of em...
2. damn i'm bored... work's all done... dunno wut else i can read on d net... i'm so free... but as soon as someone comes up to me n ask to fix my program, i'd go "damn woman/dude! can't u c i'm busy slacking off ere?"...
3. hhhmm.... i got no cute kitty calendar or south park calendar for 2005... goin down to South Park gonna have myself a good time... friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation... goin down to South Park gonna get myself a good time...ample parking day or nite, ppl shouting "howdy neighbor!"...
4. shoot! I still haven't found a christmas gift for my guy yet... 2moro's christmas eve n I'm meeting him for lunch b4 he shoots off for his hometown... :
5. I'm now into my 4th week of my exercise program n i've stopped seeing results... i know, i know... it's only been 4 weeks... musn't give up... must... not... !
6. ack! my fingers r stained wit iodine... dun ask...
7. ooohhh... my fren's b'days 2moro... n i'm suppose to get d guys to set a date so we all cud have dinner 2getha... hey! y am i organizing this again?...
8. drop it like it's hot... pop it like it's hot... S-N-double-O-P D-O-double-G!!! It's all good..!
9. can't wait for new yr's eve party!! woo hoo!!!
10. dang! u're cute... miss u... when u comin down again?...
11. argh! wud u stop?! I said stop! no... now get down from there! behave i say behave! dun make me get d stuff out.... *conversations wit my hair*
12. oooo!!! dat purple is nice!
13. ack! gotta go take a piss....
On d 1st day of Christmas...
Last christmas i got my guy a pretty expensive brand new cell phone. It doubled as his b'day gift as well. This year... i dunno wut to get him. I dun wanna splurge on his gift this time. We just got back 2getha after a 4 mth break. Dun wanna make me seem too eager to please...
So if anyone out there has an idea of wut to get a guy for his x'mas or b'day gift dat doesn't break d budget, lemme know... while presenting myself wit a big red bow n lotsa rubber is a damn good idea, he can get dat anytime he wants... hehehee....
As usual, this yr he's goin back to his hometown to celebrate x'mas wit his family... leavin me all alone in KL. It used to bother me a whole lot last time but now, not any more. Guess there r certain things 2 look forward to being away fr each otha...
Baskin Robbins & Marlboro Menthol Lights...
aahhhh.... there's nuthin like a triple scoop BR sundae n sum good ciggies after dat. D ultimate indulgence... second 2 good sex n ciggies after, that is ;p.
good fuck, good food, good ciggies.... mmmmm.... ;-p~
u know u're getting old when...
I'm now approaching my late 20s. My frens, family n colleagues who r in my age group have either gotten sumthing or stoppin sumthin. They got married, got babies... stopped partyin, stopped smokin, stopped drinkin.... sighhh.... i dun ever want d fun 2 stop... hell nnnnoooo!!!!
My baby bro's been in portsmouth for bout 3 months now. He's been showin me pics of his college life. I can't help but reminisce on d good ol times i had back in kalamazoo, n how i miss those times. Spent d best 4 yrs of my life there... wish i cud re-live them... sighhh... damn i envy my baby bro! argh!!!
Lil Black Curly Hair...
I saw u over there...
How'd u end up there?
It's such a mystery...
Lil Black Curly Hair!
Lil black, lil black, lil black, lil black... lil black curly haaaiiirrrr!!!!
Went to d ladies' n wut did i c? A pube on d toilet seat!!! Ugghh!! I hate dat!!! N anotha thang, y do sum females just love to flood d toilet floor? N i'm talkin bout d seated toilet. Wut da fuck? It's like they shit on d floor n then just spray it down d drain! Nasty ass!!!
Dem Heffas Nowadays... Damn!
Damn! Chicks these days r slick! My guy told me dat while we were on a "break", he had 4 heffas comin up to him n were all like trying to chat him up n date him. Wut da fuck?! FOUR?!?!?! Daaammmnnn bitches! Women b brave nowadays... goin up to guys n initiate d whole hook up thang. Argh!!!
I try not to be all dat jealous n shit... i know v just started datin again... but Daaaaammmnnnn!!!! Wuteva... i just console myself by d fact dat I had a lil sumthin-sumthin on d side during dat "break". In yo face!!!! Ha Hah!!! Wut?
Dat Ain't Workin'... Dat's D Way U Do It...
Ughhh... work's been keepin me away from writing my blogs. Sighh... I hate my job! Wish I work a fun job.... d most ideal job is.... when u get Money For Nuthin' & D Chicks For Free!! YEAHHH!!!!
