Small Talk & Ciggies...
all u smokers n x-smokers out there... u guys can relate to this...
I was just downstairs goin for a smoke. I saw no-one there. So I thot, ok, cool... it's just me ere. Just when I was bout to light up n just beginning to njoy my solitude, I heard footsteps headin my way. Turned out to be a colleague of mine, who under any otha circumstances, never spoke to me... let alone say hi when we cross paths...
N I thot... ah shiat! Now I gotta go make small talk wit this dude. I hate small talk, but i hate uncomfy silences more. At 1st I waited for him 2 start... but d silence was 2 much for me.. so as usual, i'd have 2 initiate d whole process...
[95% of ciggy 2 go]Hey... how u doin? Hey... fine. Umm... so, u goin anywhere for new yr's eve? Oh.. didn't u hear d PM's message? Yea i did, but dat's just gov't do's rite? Clubs still on rite? Heheheheeee. Hope so, I'm goin to d BB area. Where u goin?[75% 2 go] Gonna hit Zouk's. Cool... have u been there b4? No... have u? No... it's gonna b packed. Yea... i can imagine. Let's hope wit all d countdown cancellations, there won't b 2 many ppl heading to KL. Yeah! I sure hope so.
(uh oh... 15sec silence n only 1/2 done... aaaaa!!!) Ooo... we got dat kickoff meeting on tuesday. Yea la... damn early! 8 o'clock! [damn.. u remind me of my fren i freaked]Yeah la... damn, have to get up early. N dem schoolkids start school 2 next week. Eh yeah la... subang dat side when no school kids oso dah jam teruk. Yea man... can u imagine.. yeeesh! Eh, u know we gonna move rite? [20% more]Hhmm.. I heard rumors, i heard it's round there 2 rite? Yea.. actually we got 2. It's between subang n mutiara d'sara. Whoah... let's just hope it's mutiara d'sara. Subang too far la. Yea la... where do u stay? [1 more puff]Tmn tun... u? Kepong. [yay! i'm done]Ok.. i make a move 1st.. ciao. Ok... c u.
daaammnnn... time b draggin when u tryin to make small talk... ain't it?
I was just downstairs goin for a smoke. I saw no-one there. So I thot, ok, cool... it's just me ere. Just when I was bout to light up n just beginning to njoy my solitude, I heard footsteps headin my way. Turned out to be a colleague of mine, who under any otha circumstances, never spoke to me... let alone say hi when we cross paths...
N I thot... ah shiat! Now I gotta go make small talk wit this dude. I hate small talk, but i hate uncomfy silences more. At 1st I waited for him 2 start... but d silence was 2 much for me.. so as usual, i'd have 2 initiate d whole process...
[95% of ciggy 2 go]Hey... how u doin? Hey... fine. Umm... so, u goin anywhere for new yr's eve? Oh.. didn't u hear d PM's message? Yea i did, but dat's just gov't do's rite? Clubs still on rite? Heheheheeee. Hope so, I'm goin to d BB area. Where u goin?[75% 2 go] Gonna hit Zouk's. Cool... have u been there b4? No... have u? No... it's gonna b packed. Yea... i can imagine. Let's hope wit all d countdown cancellations, there won't b 2 many ppl heading to KL. Yeah! I sure hope so.
(uh oh... 15sec silence n only 1/2 done... aaaaa!!!) Ooo... we got dat kickoff meeting on tuesday. Yea la... damn early! 8 o'clock! [damn.. u remind me of my fren i freaked]Yeah la... damn, have to get up early. N dem schoolkids start school 2 next week. Eh yeah la... subang dat side when no school kids oso dah jam teruk. Yea man... can u imagine.. yeeesh! Eh, u know we gonna move rite? [20% more]Hhmm.. I heard rumors, i heard it's round there 2 rite? Yea.. actually we got 2. It's between subang n mutiara d'sara. Whoah... let's just hope it's mutiara d'sara. Subang too far la. Yea la... where do u stay? [1 more puff]Tmn tun... u? Kepong. [yay! i'm done]Ok.. i make a move 1st.. ciao. Ok... c u.
daaammnnn... time b draggin when u tryin to make small talk... ain't it?
posted by Rebel Devilette at 2:46 PM
2 Comments:
Muhahaha.. Sooo could relate... And if after 35 seconds no one says a word... both of you will start to get nervous and will begin fiddling with your the handphones and start sending imaginary SMSes
yea dude! n at times i dun bring my cell wit me... so i'd just b staring at d ceiling... hahhahaa!!!
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