Country Grammar

A couple of days ago 1 of d AVPs n my project manager called all us developers for a meeting. As usual, a lotta bitching went down in there. But I cudn't b bothered, I hate d team, I hate d project, n thank God... i'ma b outta d team by end of d month. So I pretended to take down sum notes, but I was actually writing down d grammatical mishaps dat were dished out... here's wut i got...

1. from now ons, we must fix all d bugs
2. if u face any problems, please highlights as soon as possible
3. u wud not miss anythings
4. most of us doesn't know d flow of d program
5. when we thought the logic was like this, it's end up as being sumthing else

No.s 1, 3, 5 were made by d proj. mgr. No. 2 was made by d AVP. No. 4 by a developer. All i cud do was sit there n cringe! Argh!!!! Agony!!! Can't stand this Cina Bukit language! Otha Cina Bukit words/phrases overheard on d radio...

1. I means like this
2. I don't have a lot of patient when waiting
3. that dress he wear very nice (always confusing she & he)

Argh!! Cringe!!! Ack!!! Help!!! Ugghhh!!! Annoying!!! Irritating!!! Yeesh!! Agony!!!