Sup 2005!
Well ere it is... 2005!!! Happy New Year 2005 peeps!!!
Celebrated d New Yr at Zouk's... well actually Velvet Underground. Went there wit my guy, our good fren n his gal. It was jam packed! It was 11pm n ppl still queued outside to get in. Decided to hit Velvet since they told us they play RnB there... they LIED!!! They played techno instead. Cover was 60 for ladies n 65 for men... 1st they told us we get 2 alcoholic drinks wit dat... then they said we get 1 house pouring liquor n 1 beer... they LIED!!! We only got 1 alcoholic drink n 1 pop! AARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
On d 30th i was conned... went to this sporting house n bought myself a sweat band. I paid wit RM100 note. Didn't check d change coz we were late. Argh! Only realized they shortchanged me by 50 when i got home! I'm still kicking myself for dat! My buddy offered to go cause a scene there... but I ain't got no proof. D receipt showed I paid 50 n not 100.. :(( DAMN U!!!
But nevermind... i've cursed dat money already...may their (d cashiers) pussies rot by a thousand maggots, their asses infested wit a million fleas, their blood stained by a hundred germs n viruses, their brains being eaten from d inside out by hungry worms, their complexion tainted by a gadzillion puss-filled acnes n their hair replaced by rotting Medussa snakes! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! Oh yea... n may they be hit by a car, then a buss n then a lorry n then trampled by a herd of wild boars on their way home! HAH! Happy fucking new yr to u 2! HAHAHAHAA!!!!
I dun call myself Devilette for nuthin...
Celebrated d New Yr at Zouk's... well actually Velvet Underground. Went there wit my guy, our good fren n his gal. It was jam packed! It was 11pm n ppl still queued outside to get in. Decided to hit Velvet since they told us they play RnB there... they LIED!!! They played techno instead. Cover was 60 for ladies n 65 for men... 1st they told us we get 2 alcoholic drinks wit dat... then they said we get 1 house pouring liquor n 1 beer... they LIED!!! We only got 1 alcoholic drink n 1 pop! AARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
On d 30th i was conned... went to this sporting house n bought myself a sweat band. I paid wit RM100 note. Didn't check d change coz we were late. Argh! Only realized they shortchanged me by 50 when i got home! I'm still kicking myself for dat! My buddy offered to go cause a scene there... but I ain't got no proof. D receipt showed I paid 50 n not 100.. :(( DAMN U!!!
But nevermind... i've cursed dat money already...may their (d cashiers) pussies rot by a thousand maggots, their asses infested wit a million fleas, their blood stained by a hundred germs n viruses, their brains being eaten from d inside out by hungry worms, their complexion tainted by a gadzillion puss-filled acnes n their hair replaced by rotting Medussa snakes! MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! Oh yea... n may they be hit by a car, then a buss n then a lorry n then trampled by a herd of wild boars on their way home! HAH! Happy fucking new yr to u 2! HAHAHAHAA!!!!
I dun call myself Devilette for nuthin...

2 Comments:
Well that settles it, I'm not gonna short change you eva Rebel... ;-p
Queen>> Welcome back ur highness. Damn... where've u been?
Prophet>> Guess no one likes cursed money...? Mwuahahaa!
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