Ego Stroking...

Sigh... men & their egos. Men constantly want their egos to be stroked, dun they? If not by their woman or partners, they need it be done by their frens, colleagues, total strangers even. They wud even go as far as to do it themselves.

I was attending a course yesterday by this manager. Damn dat guy's so full of it... ego, i mean. He was all like "I was d one dat did blah blah blah." And like "no 1 taught me, I learnt it all by MYSELF..." And like "I'm highly sought after by d govt. coz I'm d only 1 dat can yak yak yak..."

D same goes for d CEO of d place where i work at... "u know, back in d days, I'M D ONLY ONE dat can do yada yada yada..." And like "look at my shirt... BRAND NEW! My pants... BRAND NEW! My shoes... BRAND NEW!" And like "if u wanna leave d company, then leave la! Y shud I b bothered?" Dat big lard-ass piece of human decrement!!! MAMPUS LA ENGKAU ***!!!

N this ego thang can get violent 2. I still remember back in K'zoo... we was havin a party at my place. I was sitting wit my fren Dan n we was talkin bout how he always leave dirty dishes in d sink. N this otha dude Mike overheard us n thot dat Dan called him insane n was like all up in Dan's face. Dan n I tried to clarify, we said dirty dishes in d sink not insane! But nooo... Mike was all high n d more he got in Dan's face, d more Dan wudn't back down. Next thing I knew... CRASH! BOOM! BANG! Mike took a swing at Dan. They fought, they struggled. Damn fools nearly took me down wit em! Dan ended up on d floor. There was blood everywhere! Never seen dat much blood dat close b4. Poor Dan...

On a liter note, a lil ego strokin ain't dat bad at all. Mmm baby, ur biceps r huge! N look at ur triceps! U like em baby? Hell yeah! They turn me on. Just look at ur pecs! Mmm... Really??? Come ere!.........