Gym Gear... Wut d Hell r u Wearing??!?!?!??!

There's this one gay dude at d gym where I go to. R u sure he's gay, u ask? Well... ere's d story... This dude works out at d weights area, mainly coz dat's where he's hoping to hook up wit big bulky muscular guys. This dude's fave gym gear is tight waist-length tank top n very very short n tight spandex shorts! So short... it comes rite up to his crotch line. So short... his butt cheeks r showing! And he has this spandex shorts in 3 colors.. black, grey n oh-my-poor-eyes WHITE!!!

So u can imagine wit this type of gear, everythin sticks out... n i mean everything! One day when me n my gym buddy were at d weights area waiting to use a machine, we saw this dude there in his white spandex shorts. N he decides to bend down just rite in front of my gym buddy! GOOD LORD!!! N he was wearing a thong!!! OH NOO!!!!! VISIBLE THONG LINE!!!!! My poor gym buddy...

Then there's this heffa whose fave gym gear is a leotard! Just plain ol swimsuit-like leotard! No tights underneath... just d leotard! Ass cheeks all xposed n shit! But she does wear a tied halter top over it... missy, wut r u trying to cover? U ain't got no tits, so dun bother. It's ur ass dat needs covering. N u can c this poor heffa failingly trying to pull her halter top down to cover her ass. But I guess d guys r just having a nice lil party in their pants watchin her... which cud b her intention anyway....

And then there r guys who wear too loose of a shorts... n their balls just b hanging! Jesus! Shove em up where we can't c em please! And there're these women who love wearing bra-tops. But they forget dat they've had 3,4,5 kids... flabby stretch-markety tummies all hanging n shit. Yeeesssh!!!

To all these ppl I'd like to say.... WUT D HELL IS WRONG WIT U??? NEXT TIME, GET UR ASS IN CHECK BEFORE U DECIDE TO WEAR A CERTAIN GYM GEAR IN D GYM. SOME OF US WUD STILL LIKE TO KEEP OUR LUNCH/DINNER IN OUR STOMACHS!