how do I...???

make gadzillions of money?...
1. deal drugs.... hahahhaaa!!!
2. be a pimp... whoahahahaaa!!!
3. sell my ass!... aaa aa aa aaa aaa!!!

screw the company?...
1. do minimal work for maximum pay....
2. write stories bout it in d papers...
3. be d lazy ass dat i am...ha hah!
4. implicate 'em in sum kinda criminal act...


eliminate someone?...
1. hire an assassin... (ack! fucking xpensive!)
2. try doin d killing myself??? hhmmm....